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Poetry – kindly read

Poetry, I know, can be tough to appreciate. It is after reading The Wondering Minstrels for so many years that I can appreciate it somewhat. That too, not all kinds of verses. Some sail right above my head and some are too long-winded for me to follow. And those that are written in olde-English, I directly avoid. Every once in a while, Thomas or Martin send in this really nice poem and then I am happy. Happy that I stuck to my Minstrels subscription through various email addresses. They have got poetry into my life where existed none previously. And through me, others have got a taste of this poetry as well. Some gems, some unexpected surprises, some classics, some bohemian ones and some others that are so heartfelt, so genuine and so earnest that the tears stand in my eyes.

Well, today’s contribution is funny. Not Ogden Nash funny but worth a chuckle, definitely.


“A Modest Wit”

A supercilious nabob of the East –
Haughty, being great – purse-proud, being rich – A governor, or general, at the least, I have forgotten which –

Had in his family a humble youth,
Who went from England in his patron’s suit, An unassuming boy, in truth A lad of decent parts, and good repute.

This youth had sense and spirit;
But yet with all his sense,
Excessive diffidence
Obscured his merit.

One day, at table, flushed with pride and wine, His Honor, proudly free, severely merry, Conceived it would be vastly fine To crack a joke upon his secretary.

“Young man,” he said, “by what art, craft, or trade, Did your good father gain a livelihood?” – “He was a saddler, sir,” Modestus said, “And in his time was reckoned good.”

“A saddler, eh! and taught you Greek,
Instead of teaching you to sew!
Pray, why did not your father make
A saddler, sir, of you?”

Each parasite, then, as in duty bound,
The joke applauded, and the laugh went round.
At length Modestus, bowing low,
Said (craving pardon, if too free he made), “Sir, by your leave, I fain would know Your father’s trade!”

“My father’s trade! by heaven, that’s too bad!
My father’s trade? Why, blockhead, are you mad?
My father, sir, did never stoop so low – He was a gentleman, I’d have you know.”

“Excuse the liberty I take,”
Modestus said, with archness on his brow, “Pray, why did not your father make A gentleman of you?”

— Selleck Osborn

Aah, to be a Modestus, the guy who laughs last and not because he got the joke the last but because he can afford to laugh the longest!